mechanicallyseparatedchicken asked: lol u dont evn kno TOS u r fake trek grl go bak 2 star warz u fake trek grl

pfff whateverrrrr

quadhonks asked: hav u evr fart b4

omg rude

mechanicallyseparatedchicken asked: how big r ur bewbs lol bewbs

yes.

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(Source: b4wlz0utn1kk1)

i have no idea how i’m going to get to work tomorrow because i have no gas in my car and i don’t get paid till friday

;_;